Spam
I received this in my work inbox this morning. The offending email was advertising something called “anatrim”, and apparently [a]s were seen on BBC
(sic) and contained what I can only imagine were personal testimonials from people who have used anatrim:
“I hate to admit it but I was dreadfully addicted to food.
I greedily swallowed up all this trash
and was unable to stop.
This fatal passion ceased when I started course with Anatrim!
God
It’s amazing that not only does this god have access to email and use a product advertised in spam, it also has a very poor grasp of English.
Apparently it was also a fatty (presuming from context that this anatrim is some kind of weight-loss imposture).