Rule 1: Try not to die today

26 March 2007  

I was taking a look-see at Religious Freaks and ended up reading a post about a school kid who needed a bit of help with her assignment. Some of the answers to her questions were quite interesting, but this one tickled me no end.

Q1. What religion do you practice if any?

The respondent, 10, answered like this:

Life
I’m pretty sure this counts as a religion since many beleive (sic) it’s preferable to be alive, and practice (sic) it daily.

Really easy to follow laws as well: Try not to die today.

Maybe it’s just me, but I laughed out loud at this. It’s so simple in its clarity.

One rule: try not to die today. Brilliant!

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There's probably no god.  Now stop worrying and enjoy your life.