I know that the video version of this tremendous parable has been floating about of late (and it’s bloody well brilliantly executed), but I thought I’d do a search for the original (text) version, and found it over at jhuger.com.

After re-reading it, I noticed a link to the Hankisms page, which contains a variety of interpretations of what kissing Hank’s ass means…

Jehovah’s Witnesses - Everybody in town should kiss Hank’s ass, but only 144 are going to get a million dollars after Hank burns the town down, which we think will be Real Soon Now. Then he’ll kick the shit out of anyone who didn’t kiss his ass, and send the rest to a nicer, newer town. Here, have a pamphlet; it describes what we think we mean. We’ll be back tomorrow to tell you why everyone else is kissing Hank’s ass wrong.

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