Oh noez11one1! We atheists don’t exist!

I saw a comment on TW’s Why Don’t You Blog? blog, and the commenter has his/her own Wordpress.com site called “Atheist Stooges” (I won’t link directly, a trackback is more than I’m willing to pay this moron) but I dare you to read it and not have your jaw drop to the floor with it’s stupidity. Really.

Anyway, this clown has this amazing, masterly and original challenge for us atheists. In fact, he/she/it wants only the crème de la crème of atheism to even begin thinking about possibly contemplating taking on this challenge, which reads:

A CHALLENGE TO THE MOST EDUCATED AND CAPABLE ATHEISTS In the above article, I have proved that atheism did not have an earthly and human origin, but had its origin from satan before this state of time. Out of all the responses I have received from atheists, not one has been able to intelligently and credibly dispute that fact. They are confounded that they cannot come up with a human author and earthly time of existence for their atheism. They are quick to erroneously claim that the TEN COMMANDMENTS were authored by a human, and some of them claim that Moses authored them, but they cannot name an earthly author and time of origin for their own philosophy.

Why are atheists so quick to try to attach a human to the TEN COMMANDMENTS when they cannot do so to their own philosophy? If Satan is not atheism’s author and atheists cannot pinpoint a human author, perhaps their atheism came into being by a cataclysmic explosion. LOL! Or perhaps atheism brought itself into existence by its own prior nonexistence. LOL!

So I have two bold challenges for atheists: If satan is not the author of atheism, I hereby challenge the most educated and capable of them to prove that satan is not its author and prove that it had an earthly origin. I also challenge atheists to prove that the TEN COMMANDMENTS were authored by a human. Before you try the latter impossibility, read my article titled: “God is the Author of the TEN COMMANDMENTS”.

Emphasis as original, for what it’s worth…

If I were to post a response, what might it be? Something along the lines of: “I might not be the most educated nor ‘capable’ atheist (whatever the hell that means) but you must first prove that atheism is something that can be authored, then prove that atheism was authored at all, then prove that satan exists, then prove that atheism was authored by satan. After you’ve done all this, then I’ll do my bit.”

If this is a spoof, then I’m impressed. Seriously. I didn’t think wingnuttery could possibly sink any lower.

If it’s not a spoof, then I’m sure that there’s a very happy village somewhere, where the average IQ doubled overnight when this muppet left for the circus.

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