The Prayer Antenna
Even the almighties can benefit from the advances in modern technology. Apparently.
Introducing the prayer antenna.
The Prayer Antenna is part of a series of Religious Technological Artifacts that I am making. The Antenna receives signals from God (yes, your God). The Antenna currently takes the form of a surplus / thrift-store motor-cycle helmet (or similar) that is ornately ordained and fitted with sufficient technology to receive signals. The helmet bristles like a porcupine with many different antennas. The visor is blacked out. Integrated headphones allow the worshipper to experience the signals. Sufficient controls allow the worshipper to tune the signals. The helmet is mounted to the wall on an ornate arm (at around waist level) and a small kneeling stool is provided (like a prayer kneeler). To use the Antenna the worshipper must kneel on the stool and inset their head into the helmet. The wall and surrounding are painted with a decorative pattern.
Quite…
(/hattip Quixoticals)
May 14th, 2007 at 11:39 pm
I love it!!! That is so nifty. This looks like something my significant other would dream up.
May 14th, 2007 at 11:47 pm
Kinky! :-D
May 15th, 2007 at 5:15 am
It’s well known that any god worth hearing communicates exclusively via fillings. Specifically, my fillings. He’s telling me right now to stop blaspheming (and also that you need to floss).
May 15th, 2007 at 2:00 pm
Evtujo, that’s not a god, that’s a leprechaun. Everybody knows that leprechauns are the dentists of the mythical realm.
May 15th, 2007 at 8:58 pm
This is brilliant. I hope it sells by the truckload.
May 18th, 2007 at 4:30 am
And, I thought the TINGLER was cool! Thanks for the smile!
May 18th, 2007 at 8:26 am
I have no idea what the TINGLER is, but it sounds awfully good. :-)