The Prayer Antenna

Even the almighties can benefit from the advances in modern technology. Apparently.

Introducing the prayer antenna.

The prayer antenna

The Prayer Antenna is part of a series of Religious Technological Artifacts that I am making. The Antenna receives signals from God (yes, your God). The Antenna currently takes the form of a surplus / thrift-store motor-cycle helmet (or similar) that is ornately ordained and fitted with sufficient technology to receive signals. The helmet bristles like a porcupine with many different antennas. The visor is blacked out. Integrated headphones allow the worshipper to experience the signals. Sufficient controls allow the worshipper to tune the signals. The helmet is mounted to the wall on an ornate arm (at around waist level) and a small kneeling stool is provided (like a prayer kneeler). To use the Antenna the worshipper must kneel on the stool and inset their head into the helmet. The wall and surrounding are painted with a decorative pattern.

Quite…

(/hattip Quixoticals)

7 Responses to “The Prayer Antenna”

  1. Slut Says:

    I love it!!! That is so nifty. This looks like something my significant other would dream up.

  2. nullifidian Says:

    Kinky! :-D

  3. evtujo Says:

    It’s well known that any god worth hearing communicates exclusively via fillings. Specifically, my fillings. He’s telling me right now to stop blaspheming (and also that you need to floss).

  4. nullifidian Says:

    Evtujo, that’s not a god, that’s a leprechaun. Everybody knows that leprechauns are the dentists of the mythical realm.

  5. TW Says:

    This is brilliant. I hope it sells by the truckload.

  6. Lynn Says:

    And, I thought the TINGLER was cool! Thanks for the smile!

  7. nullifidian Says:

    I have no idea what the TINGLER is, but it sounds awfully good. :-)

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