The christian thought process?

21 June 2007  

Being technically minded, I like flowcharts: flowcharts make sense.

So, after a few recent conversations with christians, a starter for ten from Brownian and, of course, one can’t forget the clarity of Wellington Grey’s science vs faith flowcharts, I thought I’d try to work out the processes that their brains go through, and came up with this:

The christian thought process?
Embiggen.

Dashed lines indicate “optional”.

To be honest, and now that I think about it a little more, the ‘STOP’ at the end seems kind of superfluous.

I’ve tried to be as accurate as possible, but obviously I have some difficulty explaining the inbetween stages of what might seem like non sequiturs. Perhaps somebody could enlighten me as to whether I’m close or not.

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8 Responses to “The christian thought process?”

  1. Chris on June 21st, 2007 9:34 pm

    I love it!

    All at once, it satisfies my innate love of seeing logical processes in picture form and my unending need to understand the irrational thought process of certain theists.

    Wonderful!

  2. Grey on June 21st, 2007 9:40 pm

    Thank you for linking to my site.

    -Grey

  3. nullifidian on June 21st, 2007 9:46 pm

    Grey, how could I not, when presented with the brilliance that your flowchart attests? Muchos kudos.

  4. cragar on June 21st, 2007 11:11 pm

    I love the “my god works in mysterious ways”—>”Who are You…”—>”Isn’t my God wonderful?”

    Funny

  5. BlackSun on June 22nd, 2007 12:05 am

    Very funny! Sad but true.

  6. XanderG on June 22nd, 2007 6:51 am

    I especially like the “Jesus loves you!” —> “But not in a gay way”.

  7. Intergalactic Hussy on June 22nd, 2007 10:16 pm

    Love it!!!!

  8. h3nry on June 24th, 2007 11:52 am

    Clever diagram! A picture is often worth hundreds of words!

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