The christian thought process?

Being technically minded, I like flowcharts: flowcharts make sense.

So, after a few recent conversations with christians, a starter for ten from Brownian and, of course, one can’t forget the clarity of Wellington Grey’s science vs faith flowcharts, I thought I’d try to work out the processes that their brains go through, and came up with this:

The christian thought process?
Embiggen.

Dashed lines indicate “optional”.

To be honest, and now that I think about it a little more, the ‘STOP’ at the end seems kind of superfluous.

I’ve tried to be as accurate as possible, but obviously I have some difficulty explaining the inbetween stages of what might seem like non sequiturs. Perhaps somebody could enlighten me as to whether I’m close or not.

8 Responses to “The christian thought process?”

  1. Chris Says:

    I love it!

    All at once, it satisfies my innate love of seeing logical processes in picture form and my unending need to understand the irrational thought process of certain theists.

    Wonderful!

  2. Grey Says:

    Thank you for linking to my site.

    -Grey

  3. nullifidian Says:

    Grey, how could I not, when presented with the brilliance that your flowchart attests? Muchos kudos.

  4. cragar Says:

    I love the “my god works in mysterious ways”—>”Who are You…”—>”Isn’t my God wonderful?”

    Funny

  5. BlackSun Says:

    Very funny! Sad but true.

  6. XanderG Says:

    I especially like the “Jesus loves you!” —> “But not in a gay way”.

  7. Intergalactic Hussy Says:

    Love it!!!!

  8. h3nry Says:

    Clever diagram! A picture is often worth hundreds of words!

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