32623 Responseshttp://www.nullifidian.net/2007/07/09/the-atheists-bible-summer-2007-edition/The+Atheist%27s+Bible%2C+Summer+2007+edition%212007-07-09+19%3A53%3A30nullifidian to “The Atheist’s Bible, Summer 2007 edition!”

1. Michael on July 9th, 2007 11:37 pm

   You put this together? Good stuff! :)

2. h3nry on July 10th, 2007 12:16 am

   Creative work! I wish I had done that! :-)

   Keep it up.

3. Zukiwi on July 10th, 2007 2:26 am

   Nice work Null !

4. XanderG on July 10th, 2007 6:41 am

   Yay! Now I know what to think. No more tough critical thinking for me. Good work Null, keep it up.

5. Aerik on July 10th, 2007 8:30 am

   It’s funny you are posting this, because I just picked up a video of MSNBC’s Tucker Carlson doing an interview with a non-atheist who just wrote a book called “the atheist bible.”

6. Jody on July 10th, 2007 11:45 am

   Well done!

   I found some minor spelling errors. Is it presumptuous of me to point them out?

7. Richard on July 10th, 2007 1:34 pm

   Jody: you’ll be happy to know that my learned interpretation of Book Three, Chapter Two, Paragraph 2 tells you exactly what you must do with those errors.

   “Individuals are selected”

   This obviously means that evolution have been guided to produce you all those years ago, selecting you for just this instant when you could do good. Go forth and pedant!

   You’d be amazed the valuable life lessons contained within the Atheists Bible; and how Book Three, Chapter One, Paragraph 1 holds keys to not only abortion but property rights.

8. kez on July 10th, 2007 1:36 pm

   This is so clever.

   I admire ur brilliance Nullifidian.

   and can u believe the bloody theists presume to write a bible for us now.

   It is official.
   The world’s gone stark ravin mad.

9. Thz on July 10th, 2007 2:20 pm

   Is this reproducible for spreading to the masses? Perhaps we could give this out at elementary schools like the Gideon’s. At very least I’d like to distribute it around my University.

10. nullifidian on July 10th, 2007 3:01 pm

    Aerik: does one feel compelled to accept dogma from a confessed heretic? ;-)

    Jody: this document lives by it’s own values, in a feedback loop of sorts. Spelling errors (with a traditional British English bias) will be fixed in due course. Help in forcing the evolution of the offending memes is appreciated.

    Thz: it’s under a Creative Commons license, so feel free to distribute as you see fit.

11. Jody on July 10th, 2007 3:24 pm

    I had to ask about the spelling errors: a lot of people take constructive criticism about their grammar and spelling WAY to seriously. :)

    I’m commenting again mainly because I saw you did it twice now (in your comment and in the Bible):

    “it’s” is ONLY a contraction of “it is”. Eg. “…this document lives by it’s own values” should be using “its”.

    Respectfully,

    jody

12. TW on July 10th, 2007 3:45 pm

    You want to set your lawyers on to the plagiarist who wrote the “other” Atheist Bible…

13. TW on July 10th, 2007 4:09 pm

    Jody:

    a lot of people take constructive criticism about their grammar and spelling WAY to seriously

    :-)

14. Jody on July 10th, 2007 4:11 pm

    > WAY to seriously

    Haha. Nice!

15. nullifidian on July 10th, 2007 5:05 pm

    I’m glad you caught the deliberate mistake in the comment, Jody. :-) And, somehow, the bible has mutated!

16. alice berry on July 14th, 2007 12:05 am

    Book 4, Chapter 3, “Dont be a dick”.
    Am I to infer from this that only men are athiests?
    or that only the souls of men are in danger of being a dick?

17. nullifidian on July 14th, 2007 12:11 am

    I think the AB was translated from the original by a Brit, and as such “dick” refers to an idiot of either gender.

18. Samela on July 14th, 2007 3:03 am

    This sacred text inspires in me a missionary zeal.

19. Jmil on July 14th, 2007 3:39 am

    I just “stumbleupon”-ed your site and I have to admit. I love this. I might even print it out and spread it around. Is that okay?

    Again, love the blog.

20. nullifidian on July 14th, 2007 10:14 am

    Jmil. Sure thing, but please don’t charge for it.

21. jmil on July 14th, 2007 1:27 pm

    Of course! Thanks!

22. Unbeliever on July 22nd, 2007 9:22 pm

    I just picked up a copy of “The Atheist’s Bible”, edited by Joan Konner, at my local bookstore, googled it so I could add it to my online list, and came across your brilliant piece of work. I like it! Short and to the point, concise and yet comprehensive, without being exhaustive. Thanks!

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