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Hmm… I wonder if this is how it goes over in the “labs” at the Discovery Institute…

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Welcome to Ubuntu Christian Edition!
Jesus loves you, billd!
:~ billd$ cd ID/
:~/ID billd$ ls
idweasel
:~/ID billd$ ls -a
.
..
.holybible.tex
idweasel
:~/ID billd$ ./idweasel ----help
idweasel, version 2.0

usage: idweasel [-sV] [-d godmodule]

 s : show program source
 V : show verbose output

 d godmodule : design with selected god module
:~/ID billd$ ./idweasel > output.txt
:~/ID billd$ ls
idweasel
output.txt
:~/ID billd$ cat output.txt
METHINKS IT IS LIKE A WEASEL
:~/ID billd$ ./idweasel -d Jesus > output2.txt
:~/ID billd$ ls
idweasel
output.txt
output2.txt
:~/ID billd$ cat output2.txt
I AM THE WAY, THE TRUTH, AND THE LIFE
:~/ID billd$ ./idweasel -V -d Jesus > output3.txt
:~/ID billd$ ls
idweasel
output.txt
output2.txt
output3.txt
:~/ID billd$ cat output3.txt
 Output: I AM THE WAY, THE TRUTH, AND THE LIFE
 Notice: Thou shalt have no other programs before Me.
  Dogma: Do you think string concatenation just happens by CHANCE?
Warning: Evilution suxxors!
:~/ID billd$ cat Jesus
cat: Jesus: No such file or directory
:~/ID billd$ # :-(
:~/ID billd$ whereis Jesus
:~/ID billd$ # :'-(
:~/ID billd$ ./idweasel --version
idweasel v2.0 (Post-deluvian)
(c)4004BC cdesign proponentists

This program is not IN ANY WAY AT ALL based on that heathen
Richard Dawkin's original 'weasel' program.  So there!
:~/ID billd$ ./idweasel --source
Error: source code not available.  This program is
irreducibly complex.
:~/ID billd$ cat ./idweasel
#!/usr/bin/magic
:~/ID billd$ echo ./idweasel -d FSM
YARR! HERE BE STRIPPERS AND BEER FOUNTAINS!
:~/ID billd$ # fuck!
:~/ID billd$ exit
logout
[Process completed]

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