Comments on: The Invisible Pink Unicorn exists! http://www.nullifidian.net/2009/06/16/the-invisible-pink-unicorn-exists/ Not praying for (or on) you Wed, 27 Jan 2010 15:43:47 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: the chaplain http://www.nullifidian.net/2009/06/16/the-invisible-pink-unicorn-exists/comment-page-1/#comment-8012 the chaplain Sat, 20 Jun 2009 14:04:53 +0000 http://www.nullifidian.net/?p=1275#comment-8012 Does having a a glass of wine with your salad count as having partaken in the Eucharist? Does having a a glass of wine with your salad count as having partaken in the Eucharist?

]]> By: nullifidian http://www.nullifidian.net/2009/06/16/the-invisible-pink-unicorn-exists/comment-page-1/#comment-7988 nullifidian Wed, 17 Jun 2009 19:14:31 +0000 http://www.nullifidian.net/?p=1275#comment-7988 Again, as per the mint dilemma, one can only assume that it's not explicitly prohibited until such time as further revelations from Her Holy Hoofedness herself clarify the matter. However, as I was the one to receive the Blessed Unicornshoe of the Holy Red Onion, I feel it is both my responsibility and my privilege, in lieu of further—more precise—revelations, to issue fatwas regarding the various forms of the Red Onion Sacrament. As I have a liking for Red Onion marmalade, so must it be OK. Q.E.D. Again, as per the mint dilemma, one can only assume that it's not explicitly prohibited until such time as further revelations from Her Holy Hoofedness herself clarify the matter.

However, as I was the one to receive the Blessed Unicornshoe of the Holy Red Onion, I feel it is both my responsibility and my privilege, in lieu of further—more precise—revelations, to issue fatwas regarding the various forms of the Red Onion Sacrament. As I have a liking for Red Onion marmalade, so must it be OK.

Q.E.D.

]]> By: heather http://www.nullifidian.net/2009/06/16/the-invisible-pink-unicorn-exists/comment-page-1/#comment-7987 heather Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:57:06 +0000 http://www.nullifidian.net/?p=1275#comment-7987 Impressed as I am at the wonderful blessing you received, I think that even the Holy Goddess herself would draw the line at allowing Her devotees to consume Red Onion marmalade. Hmm, marmalade? made of onions? ... no. Impressed as I am at the wonderful blessing you received, I think that even the Holy Goddess herself would draw the line at allowing Her devotees to consume Red Onion marmalade.
Hmm, marmalade? made of onions? … no.

]]> By: nullifidian http://www.nullifidian.net/2009/06/16/the-invisible-pink-unicorn-exists/comment-page-1/#comment-7979 nullifidian Tue, 16 Jun 2009 17:49:58 +0000 http://www.nullifidian.net/?p=1275#comment-7979 It's kosher. No worries there. It's kosher. No worries there.

]]> By: Nathan http://www.nullifidian.net/2009/06/16/the-invisible-pink-unicorn-exists/comment-page-1/#comment-7978 Nathan Tue, 16 Jun 2009 16:15:50 +0000 http://www.nullifidian.net/?p=1275#comment-7978 Hallelujah! Er... what's the position on Red Onion marmalade? Hallelujah!

Er… what's the position on Red Onion marmalade?

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