Sunday is fundieday!

19 July 2009  

It amazes me that, in the 21st century, people still base their lives around ancient myth. But that’s exactly what a bunch of christian loons in the Highlands and Islands of Scotland are doing.

What’s their beef? Well, it’s because a ferry company, to comply with European equality legislation is running ferries between Stornoway on the isle of Lewis and Ullapool on the (Scottish) UK mainland.

On a Sunday!

Shock! Horror!

Yes, that’s right: there are a bunch of fundies on an obscure (but pretty) little Scottish island in the Atlantic that think having a boat moving on Sunday will damn their eternal souls to ultimate doom. DOOM!

From the BBC:

The controversial first scheduled Sunday ferry sailing from Stornoway on Lewis to mainland Scotland has gone ahead as planned.

There has been strong opposition on the island, where the Sabbath day has traditionally been strictly observed.

A small group of protesters prayed and sang a psalm as cars boarded the boat, but several hundred people clapped.

Supporters said it would boost the economy of the Hebridean island and offer local people freedom to travel.

Of course, this is just another example of a bunch of narrow-minded religionists wanting special privilege to force others to follow their self-imposed rules under an appeal to “tradition”.

The BBC continues:

As cars lined up in the ferry terminal car park, protesters gathered in silence behind a banner.

It read: “Remember the Sabbath day to keep it holy”.

They sang Psalm 46 – God is our refuge and our strength – and prayed for the nation to “turn its back from sin and wickedness”.

A number of women wiped away tears as they prayed for a return to the Lord’s commandments.

Wiped away tears? Because a ferry is sailing on a Sunday? I can’t even begin to consider comprehending the “logic” that must be floating around in the heads of these people. Truly, it boggles my mind.

Indeed, they also try to make a secular appeal (sadly again to tradition) as a purely religious one would rightly be laughed out of Caledonian MacBrayne’s boardroom. Again the BBC:

A leaflet handed out by a group of local churches said that the peace and tranquillity of the islands was enjoyed by residents and visitors alike.

It said: “By and large we like it like this.

“We are not oppressed by a quiet Sunday.”

It wished tourists who came to Lewis by ferry a “happy and blessed trip to the islands”.

Yes, these tourists will of course be welcomed when they go to the island to do the touristy things that tourists do. Just not on a Sunday. Because being a tourist (or a resident that has things to do on a Sunday) is obviously going to interfere with the tranquility of the island.

[facepalm]

I’ve been to a couple of the islands of the west coast of Scotland, and seen this sort of thing first-hand. Most businesses and shops are completely shut, except the larger supermarket chains which often have very restricted opening hours (12pm-4pm/5pm is not uncommon), and the booze aisles are usually shuttered all day even though Scottish law allows the offsale of alcohol after 12pm.

There are always two things open on a Sunday regardless: churches and pubs. The Scottish islands have historically have had a higher per-capita incidence of both religiosity and alcohol/drug abuse than the general Scottish population. I’ve sometimes wondered if this anachronistic attitude to Sunday working has anything to do with it.

I’m not sure what the relevant European equality legislation is, so can’t comment on that. As far as I’m concerned, the ferry company should be free to run ferries any day of the week that they choose and people are willing to pay for, irrespective of the whims of a few religionistas and their chosen dogma.

Here’s some advice for these morons: if you want to keep Sunday “holy” then just stay off the damned ferry on a Sunday. Actually, shouldn’t you still be on your knees in church or something, keeping Sunday “holy” all day? Just keeping it “holy” only in the morning seems just a tad convenient…

BBC: Sunday ferry makes first sailing

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8 Responses to “Sunday is fundieday!”

  1. Steve on July 21st, 2009 2:42 am

    What morons. Are their lives THAT miserable that this is all they get up to? I'd have hung myself if I were stuck in the middle of all that. Bigger things are happening in the world! The things people go through in Africa or South America, for example, and don't complain, and yet a ferry sailing on a Sunday is reducing these whacks to tears?

  2. nullifidian on July 21st, 2009 2:55 am

    Yup, crying over a ferry that sails slightly more often than you want it to is, I reckon, a little bit on the retarded side.

  3. TiG on July 21st, 2009 2:38 pm

    It's really too bad the crybabies didn't throw themselves in front of the moving ferry to protest it. That would have been a good first step in improving the island culture.

  4. nullifidian on July 21st, 2009 3:06 pm

    CND they certainly aren't, even though they have an everlasting magical wonderland to go to if the worst should come to the worst (suicide is obviously a no-no, especially on a Sunday).

  5. T_W on July 21st, 2009 8:20 pm

    Why dont they get all worked into a tiff over the pubs being open on a Sunday? The publican is working (and working hard!)….

  6. nullifidian on July 21st, 2009 8:44 pm

    As with the vicar, I believe that's called "hypocrisy".

  7. T_W on July 21st, 2009 9:22 pm

    Faithful christians being hypocritical? Never. I cant believe such a thing would ever be possible……………………………………………

  8. nullifidian on July 21st, 2009 9:25 pm

    Oh, what a card you are, sir! ;-)

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