Hey! Creationists!

So you deny the fact of evolution, huh? Which bits of knowledge that we’ve gleaned—by following the scientific method to confirm the fact of evolution—do you not find compelling?

Cell theory? Maybe it’s germ theory. Have a problem with atomic theory? Plate tectonics? Electromagnetic theory? Quantum theory?

Or perhaps it’s just the study of the subject that’s flawed. I guess you must know better, seeing as you are able to, all-at-once, reject the scientific findings in the related fields of bacteriology, phycology, mycology, climatology, pathology, palaeolimnology, bionomics, virology, paleo-osteology, microclimatology, immunogenetics, immunology, organic chemistry, lithology, chemistry, oncology, geogeny, osteology, enzymology, lepidopterology, vermeology, geophysics, pharmacology, ethnogeny, epidemiology, thremmatology, hematology, olfactology, vulcanology, oology, palaeobiology, piscatology, phytology, larithmics, palaeoclimatology, zoology, oceanography, zoophytology, endocrinology, zoogeography, embryology, geochemistry, geochronology, genetics, geology, biology, anatomy, threpsology, palaeoanthropology, photobiology, parasitology, loimology, biochemistry, paleobotany, synecology, ecology, glaciology, odontology, ethnobiology, cytology, palaeontology, ethology, physiology, palaeopedology, insectology, paleoclimatology, karyology, theriogenology, toxicology, entomology, micropalaeontology, gerontology, histology, entozoology, nosology, botany, ichthyology, kinesiology, immunopathology, cetology, sexology, zoopathology, tocology, morphology, geogony, mastology, limnobiology, gastroenterology, crystallography, petrology and ornithology.

To name but a few.

But, come on, you refuse to accept evolution, therefore you’re obviously the expert. I, for one, am tired of listening to “fairy tales for grown-ups”, so I’d love to know exactly how is all of this so utterly and completely wrong.

Please tell us!

Or, maybe, there’s just one real “-ology” in your eyes.

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